You would if you could

“Are you saying humans cannot do it?” asked the canine looking alien to the human at the bar. “There are a few humans that are flexible enough, but for the most part we can’t do it.” “Well, what do you do if you need to?” “We get someone or something to help.” “That can not […]

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They do what!

Two aliens, one reptilian, one insectoid, are sitting at a bar talking and drinking. “They do what!?” “I know, it is disgusting!” “But they are carnivores!” “That is what I was told.” “I do not believe you. That is crazy!” “There is one at the end of the bar, we shall ask him.” They make […]

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”I shit you not!” Dan said to the group of onlookers that had gathered at the bar to hear his tales of space travel. “No way. There is no way space is that bad.” replied Paul, his best friend who had joined him for his return home celebration. “I’m telling you, it is worse than […]


Nova Farmers

“Captain” “Yes, comm?” “We have a report of a nova, sir.” “Where?” “Delta sector, zone 6, sir” “How soon?” “Seven galactic standard, sir.” “Flagberk damn it, we will never beat the humans there. Why did we not get an advance notice?” “This was the advance notice, sir” Sigh “Set a course and notify groups four, […]

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My Absence

For the past 9-10 months or so, I have been dealing with some issues in my head and my writing was not helping. So, I put that aside while my brain figured things out and to pass the time that was used to write, I worked on a 18000 piece jigsaw puzzle that I have […]

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Not Again

When humans started expanding into space, they found many other species that were exploring the galaxy for themselves, but they found none that were colonizers. Humans, on the other hand, laid claim to and colonized any place they found, so long as there were not any existing sentient beings. As they continued their expansion for […]

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The biggest Stupendously Handsome Incredibly Talented Person Occupying System Terra

Something stupid I thought up. Alternatively titled Comma Hell   As it was a typical day, Kyle was sitting in his ‘apartment’, located in his parents basement, playing his favorite game, Warriors And Quests In Time, where he plays a female elf warrior wearing the best armor in the game, the Tiny Ice Thong of […]

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